Turkey and chilli should never be mixed together nor even be associated with each other.
Before cell phones, we would let our parents know we arrived safely at a destination by calling collect and asking for ourselves.
I can’t do this. I can’t do this. I can’t do this. There are no choices. Just silent voices.
Wind blows through me.
What’s up with that?
Remember when watching television was free? Now I pay $85.00/month for commercials and shopping channels. When the contract expires, DirectTV can stuff their “Schiticky” up their “Aspray”.
Why is this happening to me?
Cherry Point, McKeesport, Pleasant Hills, State College, Mt. Washington, Houston, Sugar Land, Paris ???????????
If all of your dreams crash screaming into the fires of hell……….
Dumb ass squirrels chewed the ropes holding up the bird feeder.
We love dogs because they act like little people in pajamas.
Pita chips are as tasty as sucking dry flour down your throat.
A seat sniffer on public transportation gets more respect than retail employees.Be kind to the associate fitting you for foundation garments or penciling in your bushy brows!
“The older you get – the more invisible you become”
Rainbows are still magic
Being politically correct is really making my ass ache. Get the chip off your shoulder and lighten up. A decent human being knows the difference between assault and an innocent gesture. Move on.
Where are you? Jesus Christ, where did you go??????????????
Instead of joining a health club – cut your own grass, wash your own car, clean your home and cook your own food. Your weight bearing exercise, running and squats will be covered.
Live without a television for a month and watch your life happen.
For the life of me, I never know how much a postage stamp costs? It used to be printed on the item until “forever” stamps came into vogue. Someone should tell the USPS that nothing lasts forever….
No one says, “groovey” anymore.
When the horrific fright slams me and the world stops, I close my eyes and imagine putting my face in your neck and feeling your arms encompass me.
Can’t sleep – write
Can’t eat – write
Can’t talk – write
Jails and prisons are full of people unable to conform with the rules of society. This behavior is an exhibition of mental illness. If these facilities aren’t structured to address mental illness, a better idea would be to let these folks form their own society in their own city. They won’t have laws to break. Just drop their asses off and let life happen.
You sell me a non-functioning PC and charge me a restocking fee! Really?
Mushrooms are my favorite meat
Come on Come on Come on Come on
Tooth enamel paint, eye vitamins, Viagra, nostril salt water rinse, plucking, shaving, 4 different soaps & cleansers, exfoliation, foot genie, do the roots, gel nails, false lashes, fake boobs, imitation truths – Is there any time left to give to others?
It’s all about me
Now, here’s the deal…
Entitlement: creates a mind boggling whirlwind brain tornado – Just don’t understand it
“Let it be”
Get off of yourself
Put all of your cards on the table
Love, Me xoxxoxooxxx
Naked in the wind is not always your best look
“And the forest will echo with laughter…”
oh god – here goes